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vin\ diesel
1. (Vin Diesel) (702↑, 164↓)
Vin Diesel is a new element of the [periodic table], as he is a pure element unto himself. The symbol for Vin Diesel is Vn, because Vd would've implied STDs. This is ironic because the bacteria in Vin Diesel's penis will instantly kill any STD and/or small mammal on contact.

Vin Diesel's bodily secretions are highly explosive if mixed with orange juice, and so his every move is tracked by a team of governement agents, whom one of which is [Bruce Campbell], with instructions to kill him should he fall into enemy hands.

2. (Vin diesel) (499↑, 43↓)
An actor with a hidden message

Vin Diesel rearranged= I end lives

3. (Vin Diesel) (248↑, 150↓)
An actor who used to play the fantasy role-playing board game Dungeons and Dragons. One of his characters in said game was a drow night-elf. Known for being a badass or something. He should play a fine game of D&D in one of his action movies. It's so hardcore.

"I just killed a bunch of people like it was nothing. Now bust out those D-20's. It's time for some D&D."

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4. (Vin Diesel) (221↑, 129↓)
An alternative to religion.

All praises be to Vin Diesel\!

5. (Vin Diesel) (218↑, 176↓)
The person who made the worst career move of all time, which was starring in The Pacifier.

And be sure to catch Arnold Schwarzenegger in his new movie, Love Care Bear Needs A Bodyguard.

6. (Vin Diesel) (48↑, 8↓)
To grow so intensely enraged that all your hair falls out and you begin to kick someone's ass in slow motion.

1.The math teacher Vin Dieseled an innocent bystander when someone he hated glued themselves to his garage door. 2.I lost all my hair when I Vin Dieseled a dog for eating my sandwich.

7. (Vin Diesel) (163↑, 124↓)
Noun -- The embodiment of the perfect man; receives numerous insults only because many mentally-challenged beings suffer from a humorous disease called [jealousy].

"Bob hates Vin Diesel because Bob can't get a woman for crap, and Vin Diesel can."

8. (Vin Diesel) (14↑, 3↓)
Noun: A person who one can tell is multi-racial but not of what origins.

"Have you seen that new guy? He's really hot." "Oh yeah. I think he's filipino and black." "Or black and puerto rican" "Oh he's a Vin Diesel"

9. (Vin Diesel) (18↑, 8↓)
Vin Diesel challenged everyone in the sub-continent of India to an arm-wrestling match. After humiliating that nation's finest arm wrestling warriors, an Indian holy man placed a curse on Vin Diesel, which is why he doesn't have a single hair on his body. But when Vin Diesel saved India from a tsunami by delivering a stand-up routine so hilarious the tsunami shook apart with laughter, the holy man rewarded Vin with the secret of morphing into an alpaca, and the secret of cooking the perfect turducken. It is from Vin Diesel's personal kitchen that [John Madden] purchases his annual turducken.

Vin Diesel was, unbeknowest to even the director, the main character of Saving Private Ryan.

10. (vin diesel) (211↑, 203↓)
Living proof that shaving your head, getting a bunch of insipid tattoos and speaking in low, monosyllabic growls is an effective method of fabricating a desirable male image and provoking hormonal responses in ghettos and trailer parks everywhere. Appeals to below median IQ crowds with cinematic masterpieces like ‘Triple X’, ‘the Fast and the Furious’ and ‘the Chronicles of Riddick’…high budget schlock indicative of the dismally short attention spans and sub-par intelligence of the average movie-going public. Highly idolized despite his resemblance to someone who may empty trash cans for a living.

Wife: Honey\!?... who’s that man outside going through our trash cans? Husband: Oh, that’s just Vin Diesel, he’s researching for part in Michael Bay’s new movie about trash collectors who go after the Japanese mafia.

11. (Vin Diesel) (7↑, 0↓)
Verb: The act of picking a woman up by her [booty] and forcibly shoving her against the wall for the act of [lovemaking]. Usually preformed with the females legs wrapped around the [vin diesel] 'er for added support and utility. This practice was made famous from the first Fast and Furious movie.

First male: "Hey bro my girl came over last night and as she walked in i totally Vin Diesel'ed her without saying hi\!" Second male: "Awesome\!"

12. (Vin Diesel) (10↑, 3↓)
[Chuck Norris]'s chauffeur, getaway driver, etc.

Vin Diesel: 'cause there's only one man who can drive the most awesome-est man in the world, and that's the most awesome-est driver in the world.

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13. (Vin Diesel) (11↑, 7↓)
To grow so intensely enraged that all your hair falls out and you begin to kick someone's ass in slow motion.

The math teacher Vin Dieseled an innocent bystander when someone he hated glued themselves to his garage door.

14. (Vin diesel) (93↑, 89↓)
The bane of all envious boyfriends & frustrated actors who are now movie critics, who couldnt make it in show businessw/ hair.

Of a jealous boyfriend: I hate Vin Diesel;he can't act;he's ugly;he's gay ladies so stop swooning over him. Of a frustrated critic: I hate Vin Diesel;he can't act;he's ugly;he's gay;his carer is finished. They are all secretly thinking: why does he have to be a handsome muscular guy who can act & is sensitive & can be tough & can be funny? why can't be like Steve Seagal instead who's no threat to us?

15. (Vin Diesel) (2↑, 0↓)
Any guy that is bald, thinks he's a hard ass, and wears extra small v-necks.

Hey look at that guy, he's a total [Vin Diesel]

16. (Vin diesel) (130↑, 129↓)
A legend in his own mind...
17. (vin diesel) (7↑, 10↓)
One word: God

Person 1: What religion is Vin Diesel? Person 2: Vin Diesel has no religion. For Vin Diesel is God.

18. (Vin Diesel) (99↑, 105↓)
Variation: Vin, Yum Adjective: An extremely buff male. 1. a. Dazzlingly beautiful or magnificent: ‘He’s a bit Vin Diesel’ b. Characterized by magnificence or virtuosic brilliance: 2. Informal. Wonderful; delightful. Sexy. Suave. Brilliant. Gorgeous Unfortunately the term Vin Diesel is often misused by men who aren’t themselves considered to be ‘Vins’ who can become extremely bitter and twisted. ‘Wow, that really ugly bald guy looks like vin diesel.’

Correct usage: 'I cant beleive how Vin that guy is, go ask his number\!'

19. (Vin Diesel) (70↑, 77↓)
A Sextastic manly MALE who men fear, women lust after, and children look up as a hero. (Preferably bald and good at chess)

"Wow, see that humpdaddy? He could be Vin Diesel\!" "That bus filled with children was pulled from the river by a random stranger\!\!" "I bet it was Vin Diesel\!"

20. (Vin diesel) (107↑, 114↓)
Sexy and Gorgeous stud who can kick the above persons ass.

Vin Diesel Rocks my woRld

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21. (Vin diesel) (128↑, 141↓)
One who's head looks like a grapefruit, with a slightly smaller grapefruit for a nose.

Wow, that really ugly bald guy looks like vin diesel. Dude, there's a vin diesel here, we should leave

22. (Vin diesel) (142↑, 163↓)
a guy who couldn't act his way out of a wet paper sack

The only reason Vin Diesel keeps getting movie roles is because his chiseled physique makes teenage girls wet\!

23. (vin diesel) (18↑, 44↓)
A retarted monkey; usually with more than one tribal tattoo

man: "who was that retarted monkey in 'Triple X'?" woman: "oh that was Vin diesel"

24. (Vin Diesel) (75↑, 108↓)
Inexplicably shit actor.

I just saw that new Harry Potter movie. Mike Newell is to Harry Potter what Vin Diesel is to acting\!

Author: Ross the Omnipotent http://vin-diesel.urbanup.com/1551769
25. (Vin diesel) (50↑, 93↓)
A newbie. Billed as the action-adventure star of the next generation, his acting really sucks. Unfortunately for all of us, most of the 'new generation' of Hollywood actors are even worse which leaves him looking surprisingly good.

Hey, at least he's not as shitty as Ice T, or an arrogant egocentric twit like Tom Cruise.

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Last updated: 2012.03.01

Urban English dictionary. 2013.

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